I walked into the liquor store and a guy working there asked me, “Do you need help?” - Jokes Today

I walked into the liquor store and a guy working there asked me, “Do you need help?”

I said, “Yes, but I’m here to get whiskey instead.” View Reddit by porichoygupto – View Source

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I said, “Yes, but I’m here to get whiskey instead.”



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    implicit_feelings 5 months ago

    Take my hangover upvote

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    Waitsfornoone 5 months ago

    This is the first joke I read since my shipment of Scotch arrived today. We all need help, but I’m with OP: I’ll make due with Whisky.

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    Lonewolf2nd 5 months ago

    Totally going to use this one in real life

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    ChaoticGoodWhatsIts 5 months ago

    “Who are you to judge?”

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