I ran into the gas station with my mask on saying, "This is a Stick Up!" - Jokes Today

I ran into the gas station with my mask on saying, “This is a Stick Up!”

The clerk laughed. The man paying for a coffee laughed. The lady grabbing a candy bar laughed. They thought I was joking, so I quickly made a s

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A butcher was selling a barrel of pork

The clerk laughed.

The man paying for a coffee laughed.

The lady grabbing a candy bar laughed.

They thought I was joking, so I quickly made a small purchase.

When the cashier had the drawer open, I said hand me the large bills and a carton behind the counter.

The clerk nearly keeled over in laughter.

The man spit out his first sip of coffee.

The lady handed me a snickers and said thanks for sharing the snickers with US today.

I’ve never felt more misunderstood by a group of hostages in my life. I locked the door and said I was serious, if one more person laughs they’re going to get it.

The entire store nearly lost it, splitting their sides they chuckled their hardest laugh.

The man with a coffee, while walking up to me said, “Before you walked in, the clerk told me to have a great day and I told him, the only thing that would make my last day on the force great would be if an unarmed idiot walked in the door and robbed the place right now. The lady joked that if I got that lucky she’d buy them a candy bar for the ride, so, enjoy it asshole! You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you…”



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    unRealityEngineer 4 months ago

    Nice!

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    Phoenix13kk 4 months ago

    Poetic justice! Love this

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